{"product_id":"goat-simulator-3-xbox-series-x-1","title":"Goat Simulator 3 [Xbox Series X]","description":"\u003c!-- more --\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"listing_description\" class=\"features-list\"\u003e\n\u003c!-------------DESKTOP LOGO------------------\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 100%;\" id=\"content-desktop\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-------------DESKTOP LOGO END------------\u003e \u003c!---------------MOBILE LOGO-------------------\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 100%;\" id=\"content-mobile\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!---------------MOBILE LOGO END------------\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePilgor’s baaack! Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3 from Coffee Stain Publishing for the Microsoft Xbox Series X; an all-new, totally realistic, sandbox farmyard experience that puts you back in the hooves of no one's favourite female protagonist.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat’s right – we’re doing this again. The baa has been raised, and Pilgor is joined by other goats too. You can invite up to three friends in local or online co-op, create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-------------DESKTOP SIDE------------------\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 100%;\" id=\"content-desktop\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 18.5%; float: right; margin-left: 15px; margin-top: -40px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-------------DESKTOP SIDE END------------\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet ready for another round of udder mayhem. Lick, headbutt, and ruin your way through a brand new open world in the biggest waste of your time since Goat Simulator!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-------------MOBILE SIDE------------------\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 100%; text-align: center;\" id=\"content-mobile\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 50%; float: right; margin-left: 15px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!---------------MOBILE SIDE END------------\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eWe won’t tell you how to play (except in the tutorial), but merely provide the means to be the goats of your dreams!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"clear: left; width: 100%;\" class=\"features-list\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou can be a goat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThree of your friends can be goats too, and join you in local or online co-op.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo really, there are so many goats. If you want to be fancy you can wear the skins of tall goats, stripey goats, and many more. There’s a goat for everyone!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOr dress up your goat in all kinds of nonsense, from toilet rolls to tea trays. Put on a jetpack for all we care.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis time we actually hired ‘game designers’ and we’re told they’ve added ‘an ok amount of content’; events, NPCs to mess with, physics, status effects, collectables, easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThey’ve added mini-games too, lots of mini-games (seven is a lot, right?).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWho said anything about a musical?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou can be Keanu Ree... (jk, wanted to check you were still reading).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBut you can be a goldfish (true story).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Coffee Stain Studios","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40426911760469,"sku":"SV149331","price":29.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1288\/8361\/products\/goatsimulator3microsoftxboxseriesxvideogamecasecover_6c590ba6-25df-4a74-8856-f4295d105afa.jpg?v=1668819683","url":"https:\/\/shopverse.com\/products\/goat-simulator-3-xbox-series-x-1","provider":"Shopverse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}