{"product_id":"goat-simulator-the-goaty-nintendo-switch","title":"Goat Simulator - The GOATY [Nintendo Switch]","description":"\u003c!-- more --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"features-list\" id=\"listing_description\"\u003e\n\u003c!-------------DESKTOP ICON------------------\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"content-desktop\" style=\"width: 100%;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-------------DESKTOP ICON END------------\u003e \u003c!---------------MOBILE ICON-------------------\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"content-mobile\" style=\"width: 100%;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!---------------MOBILE ICON END------------\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGoat Simulator - The GOATY\u003c\/strong\u003e from Coffee Stain Studios for the Nintendo Switch is \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ethe latest in goat simulation technology,\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e bringing next-gen goat simulation to \u003cstrong\u003eYOU.\u003c\/strong\u003e You \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eno longer have to fantasize about being a goat\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e your dreams have \u003cstrong\u003efinally come true!\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eGoat Simulator - The GOATY contains the Goat Simulator game plus 4 DLC packs: Goat MMO Simulator, Goat Simulator: GoatZ, Goat Simulator: Payday and Goat Simulator: Waste of Space.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003eGoat Simulator: MMO Simulator\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGoat Simulator: MMO Simulator brings exactly what you'd expect; more goats than ever thought possible in the biggest goat simulation experience of all time!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNext-gen MMO simulation allows you to be a simulated goat in a simulated MMO. Experience faction warfare between goats and sheep in an unreal simulation. Complete dozens of quests, level up a hundred times and play five different classes that’s a ton of content you do the math, we all went to high-school - well I didn’t, I was too busy huffing paint behind the cafeteria!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003eGoat Simulator: GoatZ\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou no longer have to fantasize about being a zombie goat in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, your dreams have finally come true with Goat Simulator: GoatZ! For all you aspiring zombies out there, you can now be a zombie goat in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! Note: contains zombies, because you cant have a zombie apocalypse without them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003eGoat Simulator: PAYDAY\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntroducing Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, the latest in goat simulation technology. Being a goat has never been this realistic. Beat people up and take their money - use your goat crew to smash \u0026amp; grab, then blast away all your money at Mahatma Gambling, the Indian casino - just like in that Al Cappuccino movie!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003eGoat Simulator: Waste of Space\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGoat simulation is finally leaving the planet where it was once conceived to explore the endless possibilities of space (Though we only had time to explore some of them). You no longer have to fantasize about colonizing space as a simulated goat. Your dreams have finally come true!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-------------DESKTOP SIDE------------------\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"content-desktop\" style=\"width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 30%; float: right; margin-left: 15px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-------------DESKTOP SIDE END------------\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLearn how to be a real bridge commander like that Spock dude from Mars or whatever in Goat Simulator: Waste of Space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGoat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. 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